Funny. When I first wrote this, I was scared shitless because I was on my way to my second surgical referral. Now I’ve had it, I’m now scared shitless that I won’t get surgery. How the hell does that happen? Basically because the only reason the doctor won’t refer you is because of your weight.
Yep. Weight. That’s the only reason. Apparently.
It seems I need to turn myself into a jetwashed potato.
Devoid of skin. No fat. Substanced removed.